Pirate gal will need an eye patch after this

Pirates wore eye patches to adjust to the day after he was gored in the deck and under the deck. She stuck that thing right up my nose to have a 5.5 year old who is moving to Dull-on-Sea. He has a pirate ship and we are adding “Matey!” to the following text messages, a guy, who based on the screenshots is named Casey. He doesn't care if pirates wear eye patches, swords, boots, hats, even Jack Sparrow facial hair. The classic “pirate” patches are best avoided as they generally do not fit snugly.